








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 20 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1493 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,488 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1242 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1712 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1363 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1171 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $203,234 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | timika♥ | 54% | 28 |
| #2 | Gucci | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | Manic | 52% | 42 |
| #4 | Aligasto | 51% | 45 |
| #5 | Sukkeltjemeister=DDD 1000-7 ඞ | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aligasto | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | mps | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Manic | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | flo | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Gucci | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flo | 112 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | Aligasto | 70 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Apace | 20 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | Apotropaist | 12 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | Manic | 11 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drakesfjord | +2.21 | 78 | 59 |
| #2 | Aligasto | +1.90 | 59 | 64 |
| #3 | Gucci | +1.75 | 63 | 48 |
| #4 | Manic | +1.73 | 52 | 11 |
| #5 | Apace | +0.45 | 67 | 56 |





