








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
216 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 753 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 154 | 20% |
| Smokes | 212 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 166 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 221 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $35,043 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gianluska | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | zeN | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Lebrao James dos teclado | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | MIKE BAGUNCINHA | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | Gordinho | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Lebrao James dos teclado | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | MIKE BAGUNCINHA | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | Gordinho | 50% | 16 |
| #6 | John Crow | 0% | 2 |
| #7 | Sepzera | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIKE BAGUNCINHA | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIKE BAGUNCINHA | 92 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #2 | Gordinho | 53 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Lebrao James dos teclado | 30 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Sepzera | 20 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | Gianluska | 6 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gianluska | +4.13 | 31 | 49 |
| #2 | zeN | +2.56 | 62 | 74 |
| #3 | Gordinho | +2.45 | 74 | 73 |
| #4 | MIKE BAGUNCINHA | -0.36 | 59 | 72 |
| #5 | Sepzera | -0.45 | 52 | 65 |





