








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 725 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 300 | 41% |
| Smokes | 113 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 257 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 55 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $67,512 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikkis | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Spectrum | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | TurboUrpo | 52% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikkis | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Spectrum | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | TurboUrpo | 52% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TurboUrpo | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Nikkis | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Spectrum | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TurboUrpo | 77 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Nikkis | 47 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | Spectrum | 16 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikkis | +2.14 | 60 | 59 |
| #2 | Lewari | +1.71 | 62 | 45 |
| #3 | TurboUrpo | +0.08 | 56 | 44 |
| #4 | Spectrum | -1.36 | 45 | 34 |





