








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 592 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 229 matches | ||
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Renown | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5376 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,539 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5028 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6587 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2599 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4325 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,505,052 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | lotus | 49% | 329 |
| #8 | OG_Wenca | 47% | 282 |
| #9 | Plutik97 | 45% | 139 |
| #10 | Heisenberg / DDPC | 45% | 276 |
| #11 | Soki | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lotus | 20 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | OG_Wenca | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Heisenberg / DDPC | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Plutik97 | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | barzzila_ | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lotus | 1868 | 0.27 | 49 min |
| #2 | Heisenberg / DDPC | 1160 | 0.20 | 32 min |
| #3 | OG_Wenca | 776 | 0.13 | 25 min |
| #4 | barzzila_ | 286 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #5 | Plutik97 | 266 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuGGie | +2.73 | 74 | 65 |
| #2 | lotus | +2.03 | 75 | 76 |
| #3 | reaven | +1.56 | 79 | 73 |
| #4 | Soki | +0.86 | 52 | 52 |
| #5 | Honya ツ | +0.72 | 68 | 67 |





