








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
267 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,031 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 160 | 16% |
| Smokes | 223 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 308 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 340 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $210,726 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kobbis | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | osmo | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | chazka | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | sENZINHO | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kobbis | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | osmo | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | chazka | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | sENZINHO | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | osmo | 1 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | osmo | 23 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | sENZINHO | 13 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | chazka | 5 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Kobbis | 2 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | osmo | +6.08 | 81 | 74 |
| #2 | Zibang | +0.42 | 33 | 50 |
| #3 | sENZINHO | +0.21 | 36 | 68 |
| #4 | chazka | -0.81 | 68 | 77 |
| #5 | Kobbis | -3.19 | 15 | 41 |





