








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 77 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,524 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2758 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1896 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3630 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1240 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $981,943 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fragget | 45% | 205 |
| #2 | Jacob. | 40% | 30 |
| #3 | Boy Goo | 40% | 58 |
| #4 | Gaston | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fragget | 45% | 205 |
| #2 | Jacob. | 40% | 30 |
| #3 | Boy Goo | 40% | 58 |
| #4 | Gaston | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boy Goo | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Fragget | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Gaston | 6 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | Jacob. | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boy Goo | 90 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | Fragget | 57 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #3 | Gaston | 50 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Jacob. | 3 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bob Dylan | +2.05 | 56 | 59 |
| #2 | Gaston | +1.67 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | Boy Goo | +0.17 | 38 | 52 |
| #4 | Jacob. | -1.52 | 37 | 7 |
| #5 | Fragget | -4.00 | 39 | 22 |





