








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1108 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,158 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1609 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1222 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1776 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1551 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $744,713 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZARKEN | 52% | 54 |
| #2 | Spazymazy | 50% | 42 |
| #3 | LzR- | 46% | 92 |
| #4 | swomme | 45% | 115 |
| #5 | xERRR! | 45% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xERRR! | 620 | 0.24 | 19 min |
| #2 | LzR- | 478 | 0.24 | 13 min |
| #3 | ZARKEN | 181 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | swomme | 117 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | k0llefar | 60 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xERRR! | +2.63 | 82 | 77 |
| #2 | LzR- | +1.94 | 64 | 73 |
| #3 | ZARKEN | +0.92 | 68 | 61 |
| #4 | swomme | +0.70 | 69 | 46 |
| #5 | ScreaM | -0.96 | 44 | 54 |





