








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
72 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 190 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 22 | 12% |
| Smokes | 60 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 63 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 45 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $28,019 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuRu` | 23% | 13 |
| #2 | Basic Ty | 0% | 2 |
| #3 | Mapwarrior | 0% | 3 |
| #4 | Sushiga | 0% | 4 |
| #5 | Lintendo | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuRu` | 23% | 13 |
| #2 | Basic Ty | 0% | 2 |
| #3 | Mapwarrior | 0% | 3 |
| #4 | Sushiga | 0% | 4 |
| #5 | Lintendo | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lintendo | 1 | 0.0125 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuRu` | 33 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | Sushiga | 5 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | Lintendo | 2 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Basic Ty | 2 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Mapwarrior | 1 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuRu` | -0.42 | 36 | 79 |
| #2 | Basic Ty | -3.15 | 57 | 15 |
| #3 | Gam3dbz | -3.95 | 15 | 50 |
| #4 | Sushiga | -4.22 | 12 | 41 |
| #5 | Mapwarrior | -5.24 | 39 | 24 |





