








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 713 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7291 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,530 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5024 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5048 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5539 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4919 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,333,278 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2961 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KarLybop! | 52% | 401 |
| #2 | ✴ 🎀 𝒞𝒽𝓁♡𝑒 🎀 ✴ | 52% | 194 |
| #3 | bambo0 | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | eV ♡ | 46% | 50 |
| #5 | Poindexter96 | 46% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ✴ 🎀 𝒞𝒽𝓁♡𝑒 🎀 ✴ | 52% | 194 |
| #3 | bambo0 | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | eV ♡ | 46% | 50 |
| #5 | Poindexter96 | 46% | 90 |
| #6 | Sparklynova | 31% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KarLybop! | 10 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | eV ♡ | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | ✴ 🎀 𝒞𝒽𝓁♡𝑒 🎀 ✴ | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | bambo0 | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Poindexter96 | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KarLybop! | 577 | 0.07 | 18 min |
| #2 | Poindexter96 | 218 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | ✴ 🎀 𝒞𝒽𝓁♡𝑒 🎀 ✴ | 170 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | bambo0 | 165 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | eV ♡ | 86 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KarLybop! | +1.64 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | bambo0 | +1.11 | 78 | 62 |
| #3 | eV ♡ | +0.80 | 85 | 68 |
| #4 | Hasbulla | +0.62 | 74 | 55 |
| #5 | ✴ 🎀 𝒞𝒽𝓁♡𝑒 🎀 ✴ | -2.02 | 76 | 47 |





