








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
569 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,694 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 488 | 29% |
| Smokes | 235 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 817 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 154 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $221,329 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kitler | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | krézi frog | 69% | 16 |
| #3 | Friedhelm Winter | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | ⇓ 🅶🅴🆃 🅳🅾🆆🅽 ⇓ | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | return of the twat | 59% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lackó mackó | +8.48 | 91 | 63 |
| #2 | MOONF1R:E | +3.71 | 78 | 54 |
| #3 | Friedhelm Winter | +3.38 | 28 | 67 |
| #4 | 𒉭 kondikoma | +3.00 | 70 | 63 |
| #5 | ⇓ 🅶🅴🆃 🅳🅾🆆🅽 ⇓ | +2.17 | 66 | 65 |





