








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 345 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1169 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,222 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 996 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1561 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1313 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 352 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $353,030 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Keen | 53% | 32 |
| #5 | ekk0 | 50% | 8 |
| #6 | Anderñas | 50% | 10 |
| #7 | Badger | 50% | 20 |
| #8 | bWiLLzzzzzz | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keen | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Badger | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Millsy | 1 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | ekk0 | 1 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bWiLLzzzzzz | 93 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #2 | Keen | 84 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Badger | 55 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Anderñas | 49 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #5 | Finwe- | 34 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bWiLLzzzzzz | +4.11 | 76 | 81 |
| #2 | Anderñas | +0.77 | 36 | 83 |
| #3 | Millsy | +0.58 | 80 | 66 |
| #4 | Badger | +0.12 | 43 | 61 |
| #5 | ekk0 | +0.06 | 79 | 58 |





