








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 132 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1075 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,218 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 426 | 19% |
| Smokes | 838 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 476 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 478 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $387,709 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C25 | 50% | 50 |
| #2 | JEsUs | 49% | 57 |
| #3 | T0NDER | 45% | 95 |
| #4 | Staun | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C25 | 50% | 50 |
| #2 | JEsUs | 49% | 57 |
| #3 | T0NDER | 45% | 95 |
| #4 | Staun | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T0NDER | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | JEsUs | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Staun | 165 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #2 | C25 | 109 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | T0NDER | 94 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | JEsUs | 83 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JEsUs | +0.79 | 55 | 55 |
| #2 | plukkeren | +0.50 | 86 | 39 |
| #3 | T0NDER | -0.29 | 69 | 48 |
| #4 | Staun | -1.37 | 64 | 74 |
| #5 | C25 | -2.81 | 35 | 61 |





