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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 163 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
807 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,888 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 195 | 10% |
| Smokes | 619 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 559 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 515 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $295,925 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blandar | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | ZladanF | 53% | 43 |
| #3 | Machrill | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | RödeOrm | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blandar | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | ZladanF | 53% | 43 |
| #3 | Machrill | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | RödeOrm | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZladanF | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Blandar | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZladanF | 102 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | Blandar | 34 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Machrill | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #4 | RödeOrm | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blandar | +5.55 | 66 | 42 |
| #2 | ZladanF | +1.18 | 52 | 57 |
| #3 | MadErki | -0.54 | 53 | 42 |
| #4 | RödeOrm | -5.56 | 7 | 11 |
| #5 | Machrill | -6.01 | 10 | 6 |





