








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1442 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,143 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5988 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5001 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1484 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 3670 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $247,827 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 253 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PartuS (Santa Claus) | 204 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | APATHY /A/ | 77 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | 𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟ℙ𝕚𝕝 | 52 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | ☠NaRcoS☠ | 35 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Pflaume | 20 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | APATHY /A/ | +6.59 | 92 | 78 |
| #2 | Pflaume | +2.07 | 83 | 47 |
| #3 | 𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟ℙ𝕚𝕝 | +1.05 | 38 | 48 |
| #4 | 「qRisu」 | +0.58 | 45 | 60 |
| #5 | PartuS (Santa Claus) | +0.40 | 31 | 43 |





