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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
72 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 182 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 57 | 31% |
| Smokes | 60 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 35 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 30 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $21,200 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yungjeczmien | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Kamil Glok | 38% | 8 |
| #3 | DZIVVKOBOWLIN | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | kazik klimat kartel | 29% | 7 |
| #5 | Rolf | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yungjeczmien | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Kamil Glok | 38% | 8 |
| #3 | DZIVVKOBOWLIN | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | kazik klimat kartel | 29% | 7 |
| #5 | Rolf | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rolf | 1 | 0.0185 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kazik klimat kartel | 21 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #2 | Rolf | 11 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| #3 | Yungjeczmien | 10 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #4 | Kamil Glok | 9 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | DZIVVKOBOWLIN | 9 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yungjeczmien | +1.44 | 52 | 64 |
| #2 | Ed | +1.09 | 84 | 45 |
| #3 | kazik klimat kartel | -0.23 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | Kamil Glok | -1.78 | 64 | 27 |
| #5 | DZIVVKOBOWLIN | -2.05 | 72 | 58 |





