








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 568 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Faceit | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7650 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,135 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5141 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3489 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4626 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4879 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,634,901 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 323 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | winternet | 65% | 34 |
| #2 | stix | 62% | 34 |
| #3 | masE | 60% | 135 |
| #4 | Matty | 59% | 37 |
| #5 | barryg | 58% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | w a l k e R R R | 52% | 48 |
| #14 | Callum- | 52% | 33 |
| #15 | Hew | 51% | 94 |
| #16 | SamSakeR | 51% | 73 |
| #17 | Wouti. | 49% | 243 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wouti. | 20 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | xXx_Sexlord69_xXx | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | masE | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | PONY TEPPERONI | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | SamSakeR | 5 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wouti. | 620 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #2 | xXx_Sexlord69_xXx | 601 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #3 | PONY TEPPERONI | 409 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #4 | masE | 298 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #5 | Hew | 186 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | masE | +2.55 | 80 | 65 |
| #2 | jamesta | +2.25 | 93 | 55 |
| #3 | xXx_Sexlord69_xXx | +1.61 | 83 | 73 |
| #4 | PONY TEPPERONI | +0.59 | 62 | 68 |
| #5 | Matty | +0.54 | 72 | 65 |





