








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 745 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2533 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,639 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2327 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2377 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2349 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1586 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,221,737 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 656 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DanySG | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | BOOZY | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | prodigy | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | REFFDO | 50% | 32 |
| #5 | ORCA PEEK | 49% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Sharkey⚝ | 48% | 21 |
| #7 | BackFlashed | 47% | 19 |
| #8 | siberia | 47% | 17 |
| #9 | hendrix | 47% | 79 |
| #10 | Hawkwood | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ORCA PEEK | 11 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | hendrix | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | REFFDO | 6 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | BOOZY | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | siberia | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hendrix | 273 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | ORCA PEEK | 203 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | BackFlashed | 122 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #4 | DanySG | 116 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #5 | Sharkey⚝ | 62 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REFFDO | +2.48 | 85 | 44 |
| #2 | DanySG | +2.06 | 82 | 74 |
| #3 | siberia | +1.36 | 88 | 55 |
| #4 | ORCA PEEK | +0.69 | 73 | 61 |
| #5 | hendrix | +0.62 | 81 | 63 |





