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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 347 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
818 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,739 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 987 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1153 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 882 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 717 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $212,199 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xepheryy§ | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Dazee | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Jaerin | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Sunirelittle.tenmingaming | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | The Diddled | 1 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dazee | 212 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | Xepheryy§ | 186 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #3 | Jaerin | 88 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | brain jam OnAStick | 71 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Sunirelittle.tenmingaming | 66 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta | +10.05 | 94 | 79 |
| #2 | Cacson | +2.22 | 45 | 67 |
| #3 | Xepheryy§ | +1.28 | 75 | 66 |
| #4 | demzô | +0.83 | 85 | 32 |
| #5 | The Diddled | +0.78 | 48 | 54 |





