








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,144 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4463 | 49% |
| Smokes | 2477 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1249 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 955 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $774,650 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 408 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CsGoat | 61% | 248 |
| #2 | Exitiumundos | 61% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CsGoat | 61% | 248 |
| #2 | Exitiumundos | 61% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CsGoat | 27 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Exitiumundos | 10 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exitiumundos | 134 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | CsGoat | 57 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CsGoat | +2.99 | 67 | 5 |
| #2 | Kyano | +1.78 | 43 | 66 |
| #3 | Exitiumundos | +1.34 | 61 | 30 |





