








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 952 matches | ||
| Wingman | 215 matches | ||
| Faceit | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11478 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,723 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1503 | 6% |
| Smokes | 6859 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 11440 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 5921 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,937,843 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paT | 486 | 0.28 | 11 min |
| #2 | John Silver | 371 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | padawan | 287 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | crazy Horst | 250 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Smokebuddy | 248 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crazy Horst | +2.28 | 67 | 48 |
| #2 | SANYTOL | +1.45 | 58 | 75 |
| #3 | padawan | +1.23 | 59 | 71 |
| #4 | Panigale# | +0.76 | 74 | 35 |
| #5 | toxic | -0.38 | 31 | 67 |





