








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Wingman | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4171 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,733 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4889 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2532 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2848 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2464 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $601,893 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lahu | 52% | 101 |
| #2 | krish | 49% | 158 |
| #3 | Crazy Frog | 43% | 49 |
| #4 | hebra23 | 41% | 79 |
| #5 | Shaggy | 40% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | krish | 49% | 158 |
| #3 | Crazy Frog | 43% | 49 |
| #4 | hebra23 | 41% | 79 |
| #5 | Shaggy | 40% | 99 |
| #6 | ✪AminoGaming♕ | 27% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crazy Frog | 23 | 0.0240 |
| #2 | Lahu | 9 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Shaggy | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | ✪AminoGaming♕ | 4 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | hebra23 | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lahu | 317 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | Shaggy | 205 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Crazy Frog | 183 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | hebra23 | 118 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | krish | 104 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lahu | +2.80 | 50 | 49 |
| #2 | Klin0w | +2.54 | 52 | 54 |
| #3 | Crazy Frog | +1.07 | 48 | 48 |
| #4 | krish | -2.16 | 28 | 28 |
| #5 | hebra23 | -2.17 | 50 | 37 |





