








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3182 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,375 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2790 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2207 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1320 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2058 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $309,140 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boosty2 | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | try who want me | 71% | 28 |
| #3 | JACKZ | 70% | 23 |
| #4 | BootyLord | 64% | 69 |
| #5 | Z | 63% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | BootyLord | 64% | 69 |
| #5 | Z | 63% | 19 |
| #6 | ex | 60% | 20 |
| #7 | bendafeet | 50% | 42 |
| #8 | Bucket | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BootyLord | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | try who want me | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Bucket | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Z | 2 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | JACKZ | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BootyLord | 320 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | try who want me | 270 | 0.42 | 7 min |
| #3 | bendafeet | 99 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Z | 85 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | ex | 82 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fargius | +4.68 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | Z | +2.06 | 87 | 59 |
| #3 | ex | +1.88 | 88 | 67 |
| #4 | BootyLord | +1.23 | 72 | 56 |
| #5 | try who want me | +1.13 | 57 | 67 |





