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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 220 matches | ||
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2695 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3158 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 6629 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 3836 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,262,589 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 729 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | No u | 48% | 64 |
| #2 | odentz | 48% | 300 |
| #3 | GboiTriceps | 48% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | No u | 48% | 64 |
| #2 | odentz | 48% | 300 |
| #3 | GboiTriceps | 48% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | odentz | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | GboiTriceps | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | odentz | 848 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #2 | GboiTriceps | 220 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | No u | 79 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | No u | +1.73 | 66 | 63 |
| #2 | odentz | +1.01 | 66 | 68 |
| #3 | bobby | -0.28 | 51 | 51 |
| #4 | GboiTriceps | -1.47 | 50 | 68 |





