








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2118 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,244 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2151 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2020 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1316 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1757 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $710,847 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ITL | 746 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #2 | crazystuff | 738 | 0.22 | 22 min |
| #3 | exOr | 216 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS | 182 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | crashu | 100 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gapciu | +2.83 | 70 | 71 |
| #2 | exOr | +2.69 | 72 | 79 |
| #3 | I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS | +1.20 | 69 | 59 |
| #4 | crashu | +1.15 | 70 | 56 |
| #5 | crazystuff | +0.76 | 51 | 82 |





