








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 190 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
244 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,650 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 361 | 22% |
| Smokes | 363 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 485 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 441 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $353,907 of utility $278 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JanElling | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Boban | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | dalsa95 | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | Kúgv | 51% | 41 |
| #5 | JOG | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kúgv | 58 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | JOG | 33 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | dalsa95 | 17 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Slagarin | 15 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Boban | 12 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boban | +3.53 | 64 | 41 |
| #2 | JanElling | +3.48 | 42 | 49 |
| #3 | Kúgv | +3.22 | 69 | 56 |
| #4 | dalsa95 | +0.95 | 33 | 43 |
| #5 | JOG | -0.93 | 36 | 65 |





