








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 259 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1840 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,716 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 739 | 20% |
| Smokes | 727 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1151 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1099 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $308,127 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | turn off pc and sleep | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | WKG | 44% | 41 |
| #3 | pls git gud | 44% | 112 |
| #4 | BussinFrFr | 40% | 20 |
| #5 | mouse unboxer | 35% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WKG | 15 | 0.0186 |
| #2 | pls git gud | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | mouse unboxer | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | turn off pc and sleep | 2 | 0.0141 |
| #5 | BussinFrFr | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WKG | +5.15 | 87 | 66 |
| #2 | [HK]Kohr | +4.70 | 88 | 53 |
| #3 | mouse unboxer | -1.49 | 51 | 41 |
| #4 | presw | -1.91 | 51 | 37 |
| #5 | turn off pc and sleep | -2.19 | 85 | 29 |





