








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1643 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 436 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 48 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8439 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,064 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11951 | 31% |
| Smokes | 10803 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8592 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7718 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,316,757 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 215 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ICA-Jerry | 51% | 83 |
| #2 | eXampL | 45% | 109 |
| #3 | Stroovy | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ICA-Jerry | 51% | 83 |
| #2 | eXampL | 45% | 109 |
| #3 | Stroovy | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stroovy | 6 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | eXampL | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | ICA-Jerry | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eXampL | 125 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | Stroovy | 120 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | ICA-Jerry | 82 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IVANDRAG0~ | +2.12 | 73 | 70 |
| #2 | eXampL | +1.34 | 68 | 42 |
| #3 | Stroovy | +1.06 | 56 | 54 |
| #4 | ICA-Jerry | -0.99 | 82 | 46 |





