








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 83 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2686 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,802 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2169 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2282 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2365 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1986 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $939,703 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 523 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diddy Blud ah | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | TRB | 51% | 245 |
| #3 | NOIDED | 50% | 238 |
| #4 | Amadeus | 39% | 64 |
| #5 | Nick James | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRB | 14 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | NOIDED | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Diddy Blud ah | 4 | 0.0117 |
| #4 | Amadeus | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NOIDED | 1352 | 0.27 | 36 min |
| #2 | Amadeus | 86 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | TRB | 59 | 0.01 | 2 min |
| #4 | Nick James | 47 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Diddy Blud ah | 21 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diddy Blud ah | +2.76 | 73 | 48 |
| #2 | m*RF | +1.13 | 66 | 57 |
| #3 | Nick James | +0.68 | 56 | 66 |
| #4 | TRB | +0.63 | 58 | 29 |
| #5 | Amadeus | -1.56 | 32 | 47 |





