








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 559 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 432 matches | ||
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4196 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,409 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2589 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4930 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3353 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4537 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,174,377 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 474 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Escobar | 41% | 722 |
| #2 | Lupin 3rd | 41% | 175 |
| #3 | iFunder | 37% | 242 |
| #4 | BloodSmith | 34% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Escobar | 41% | 722 |
| #2 | Lupin 3rd | 41% | 175 |
| #3 | iFunder | 37% | 242 |
| #4 | BloodSmith | 34% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Escobar | 26 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | iFunder | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | BloodSmith | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Lupin 3rd | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Escobar | 1316 | 0.11 | 27 min |
| #2 | BloodSmith | 407 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | iFunder | 54 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #4 | Lupin 3rd | 16 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lupin 3rd | +0.53 | 44 | 35 |
| #2 | Shed | -0.34 | 31 | 57 |
| #3 | Escobar | -1.40 | 12 | 63 |
| #4 | BloodSmith | -1.85 | 20 | 63 |
| #5 | iFunder | -2.88 | 21 | 31 |





