








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 761 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 586 matches | ||
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 130 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6788 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,830 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2705 | 15% |
| Smokes | 4312 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6235 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 4578 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,400,984 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 615 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scorch | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | str1ker | 52% | 48 |
| #3 | [AiR] RW™ | 38% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scorch | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | str1ker | 52% | 48 |
| #3 | [AiR] RW™ | 38% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scorch | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scorch | 190 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | [AiR] RW™ | 142 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | str1ker | 93 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scorch | +2.41 | 57 | 75 |
| #2 | HumanDemon | +0.62 | 60 | 40 |
| #3 | str1ker | +0.53 | 73 | 58 |
| #4 | [AiR] RW™ | -1.39 | 48 | 66 |





