








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1038 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 158 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,636 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4039 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3524 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3251 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2822 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $683,973 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 416 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sp00n | 57% | 56 |
| #2 | roepkeF | 56% | 258 |
| #3 | Huttelihut | 56% | 200 |
| #4 | ♿ Trium ♿ | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | Cookie | 50% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | roepkeF | 56% | 258 |
| #3 | Huttelihut | 56% | 200 |
| #4 | ♿ Trium ♿ | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | Cookie | 50% | 137 |
| #6 | mathisno | 50% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roepkeF | 22 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | mathisno | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Huttelihut | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Cookie | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Sp00n | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roepkeF | 595 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #2 | Huttelihut | 168 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | Sp00n | 144 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Cookie | 52 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | ♿ Trium ♿ | 35 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roepkeF | +3.47 | 80 | 62 |
| #2 | Doc | +3.12 | 84 | 74 |
| #3 | ♿ Trium ♿ | -0.50 | 75 | 57 |
| #4 | Huttelihut | -1.82 | 66 | 63 |
| #5 | Sp00n | -2.05 | 56 | 61 |





