








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
617 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,183 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 641 | 29% |
| Smokes | 502 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 623 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 417 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $305,098 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zhiken | 373 | 0.29 | 9 min |
| #2 | Tjommien | 115 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #3 | Toby | 108 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | eQo | 89 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | DreaMyyy | 89 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zhiken | +2.61 | 58 | 77 |
| #2 | eQo | +1.83 | 77 | 71 |
| #3 | DreaMyyy | +1.45 | 81 | 80 |
| #4 | Nevlanden | +1.18 | 71 | 61 |
| #5 | Tjommien | +0.46 | 62 | 78 |





