








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 241 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 178 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2288 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,576 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1838 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1173 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2159 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1406 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $669,986 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖈𝖆𝖇𝖎𝖇𝖎𝟨𝟦 | 67% | 36 |
| #2 | arya | 61% | 49 |
| #3 | Mar (not-toxic for cs2) | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | keagmon | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖈𝖆𝖇𝖎𝖇𝖎𝟨𝟦 | 67% | 36 |
| #2 | arya | 61% | 49 |
| #3 | Mar (not-toxic for cs2) | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | keagmon | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mar (not-toxic for cs2) | 3 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | 𝖈𝖆𝖇𝖎𝖇𝖎𝟨𝟦 | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | keagmon | 2 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖈𝖆𝖇𝖎𝖇𝖎𝟨𝟦 | 143 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | arya | 129 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Mar (not-toxic for cs2) | 89 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | keagmon | 52 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arya | +3.51 | 75 | 68 |
| #2 | Mar (not-toxic for cs2) | +1.56 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | poise52 | -0.27 | 69 | 57 |
| #4 | 𝖈𝖆𝖇𝖎𝖇𝖎𝟨𝟦 | -0.35 | 71 | 67 |
| #5 | keagmon | -0.95 | 48 | 62 |





