








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
818 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,397 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 462 | 19% |
| Smokes | 760 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 647 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 528 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $120,334 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Halse | 11 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | -myggen | 6 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Straight Busta | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Znuffles | 2 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | Smeden | 1 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -myggen | 190 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | Straight Busta | 126 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Halse | 98 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Smeden | 41 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | aLbin | 19 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | finessin | +6.16 | 83 | 74 |
| #2 | aLbin | +3.92 | 74 | 76 |
| #3 | -myggen | +2.49 | 58 | 73 |
| #4 | Straight Busta | +1.38 | 64 | 71 |
| #5 | Znuffles | +0.78 | 59 | 59 |





