








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 437 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5442 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,444 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4060 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4165 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2490 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2729 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,031,372 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 244 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leonzio | 51% | 98 |
| #2 | TI VIOLENTO E TI VENGO DENTRO | 50% | 304 |
| #3 | NiKo | 50% | 48 |
| #4 | Ray | 48% | 235 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leonzio | 51% | 98 |
| #2 | TI VIOLENTO E TI VENGO DENTRO | 50% | 304 |
| #3 | NiKo | 50% | 48 |
| #4 | Ray | 48% | 235 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TI VIOLENTO E TI VENGO DENTRO | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Ray | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | Leonzio | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ray | 598 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #2 | TI VIOLENTO E TI VENGO DENTRO | 445 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #3 | Leonzio | 133 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | NiKo | 76 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TI VIOLENTO E TI VENGO DENTRO | +1.43 | 61 | 50 |
| #2 | Leonzio | +0.91 | 64 | 49 |
| #3 | elemenT | +0.03 | 80 | 63 |
| #4 | NiKo | -0.87 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | Ray | -1.88 | 53 | 58 |





