








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
416 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,396 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 573 | 24% |
| Smokes | 633 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 474 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 716 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $263,961 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mus.exe | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | ☭ Shade ☭ | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | dimitr1 | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | opendeur | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | Amy James | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Amy James | 50% | 4 |
| #6 | frentrop | 40% | 5 |
| #7 | =KillToY= | 39% | 28 |
| #8 | Sus | 39% | 36 |
| #9 | Oakley | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mus.exe | 3 | 0.0303 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sus | 49 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | =KillToY= | 29 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | opendeur | 11 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | Oakley | 7 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | Amy James | 5 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mus.exe | +8.43 | 59 | 63 |
| #2 | opendeur | +0.26 | 74 | 73 |
| #3 | Tusrat | +0.07 | 45 | 54 |
| #4 | Oakley | -0.14 | 38 | 57 |
| #5 | Sus | -1.15 | 39 | 69 |





