








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 252 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 118 matches | ||
| Wingman | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5068 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,948 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3416 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4817 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 2636 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1079 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $955,661 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freddy | 50% | 66 |
| #2 | LeakySLAYER | 48% | 64 |
| #3 | lxvemdxx | 45% | 444 |
| #4 | Machinewashing | 44% | 256 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freddy | 50% | 66 |
| #2 | LeakySLAYER | 48% | 64 |
| #3 | lxvemdxx | 45% | 444 |
| #4 | Machinewashing | 44% | 256 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lxvemdxx | 39 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Freddy | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | LeakySLAYER | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Machinewashing | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lxvemdxx | 815 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #2 | Freddy | 141 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | LeakySLAYER | 16 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #4 | Machinewashing | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Northwood | +3.08 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | Freddy | +1.75 | 70 | 50 |
| #3 | lxvemdxx | -0.66 | 60 | 48 |
| #4 | LeakySLAYER | -1.89 | 42 | 33 |
| #5 | Machinewashing | -4.53 | 34 | 15 |





