








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 366 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 238 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3463 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3000 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3052 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1937 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2501 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,338,925 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 343 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EinnKaldur | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | Dossi | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | PurpaDrank | 51% | 37 |
| #4 | Tod | 50% | 46 |
| #5 | Ginn Grallari | 50% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dossi | +4.12 | 81 | 48 |
| #2 | Ginn Grallari | +2.89 | 63 | 71 |
| #3 | Megas Valur | +2.31 | 62 | 49 |
| #4 | Stomie Bogi | +1.87 | 67 | 68 |
| #5 | Vondikallinn | +0.44 | 42 | 58 |





