








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,411 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 238 | 17% |
| Smokes | 409 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 404 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 360 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $290,774 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ingz | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | mrlog101 | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | ♰ Lucifer ♰ | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | Goatið í Nang | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | Spr4et | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goatið í Nang | 50 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | ♰ Lucifer ♰ | 47 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | [NBD⛟] JamaicanBacon | 43 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | FAIR ballarinn | 41 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Tight | 39 | 0.35 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tight | +7.38 | 87 | 71 |
| #2 | Goatið í Nang | +5.28 | 61 | 52 |
| #3 | Spr4et | +4.10 | 79 | 50 |
| #4 | Ingz | +4.04 | 45 | 62 |
| #5 | FAIR ballarinn | +3.61 | 54 | 59 |





