








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 39 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
279 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,417 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 416 | 29% |
| Smokes | 402 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 297 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 302 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $129,675 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | niftypear | 33% | 3 |
| #10 | fries | 33% | 3 |
| #11 | stemann | 33% | 3 |
| #12 | Priz3 | 33% | 3 |
| #13 | SimseJanner | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunlolly | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | fjabbe | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Mr. T | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Pineapple | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Tvarnex | 1 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stemann | +5.58 | 92 | 73 |
| #2 | niftypear | +5.44 | 77 | 93 |
| #3 | TUXEN | +3.37 | 78 | 73 |
| #4 | fries | +2.39 | 97 | 49 |
| #5 | Sunlolly | +2.21 | 73 | 71 |





