








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 306 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1674 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,880 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 770 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1318 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1273 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1519 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $733,626 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HinkeN | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | moggan | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | ✪KRED✪ GoGubbe | 69% | 13 |
| #4 | Nibben -A-s-ot- | 67% | 9 |
| #5 | _init | 51% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Peek a boo | 48% | 21 |
| #8 | Samuel | 47% | 15 |
| #9 | debban | 37% | 19 |
| #10 | Lådde | 36% | 11 |
| #11 | ✪ Soleif | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _init | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Peek a boo | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | eliberate | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | debban | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Samuel | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eliberate | 459 | 0.24 | 17 min |
| #2 | _init | 64 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | ✪KRED✪ GoGubbe | 54 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | Samuel | 48 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | moggan | 48 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HinkeN | +2.10 | 73 | 66 |
| #2 | Nequam | +1.69 | 74 | 61 |
| #3 | ✪KRED✪ GoGubbe | +1.46 | 80 | 69 |
| #4 | eliberate | +1.26 | 59 | 84 |
| #5 | Peek a boo | +0.97 | 79 | 55 |





