








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1030 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 248 matches | ||
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 136 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7450 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,329 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10105 | 29% |
| Smokes | 9051 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8184 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7989 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,920,483 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 484 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petite Pute | 1504 | 0.14 | 40 min |
| #2 | Roulibre | 357 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #3 | fallfungus | 299 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | SBEUL | 272 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | LaAw | 172 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LaAw | +5.05 | 90 | 67 |
| #2 | Petite Pute | +3.04 | 75 | 70 |
| #3 | StrikeMaster | +1.08 | 69 | 77 |
| #4 | Roulibre | -0.06 | 69 | 51 |
| #5 | SBEUL | -2.15 | 46 | 53 |





