








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 401 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 118 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,022 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3279 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4041 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2933 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2769 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,441,330 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1323 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | psike | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | BL@RG | 49% | 47 |
| #3 | ENder | 49% | 78 |
| #4 | BENY | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | psike | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | BL@RG | 49% | 47 |
| #3 | ENder | 49% | 78 |
| #4 | BENY | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BENY | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | BL@RG | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | ENder | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ENder | 263 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #2 | BL@RG | 115 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | BENY | 50 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | psike | 33 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BL@RG | +3.00 | 61 | 59 |
| #2 | MykBot | +0.82 | 70 | 54 |
| #3 | BENY | +0.54 | 44 | 50 |
| #4 | ENder | -0.95 | 25 | 71 |
| #5 | psike | -1.35 | 52 | 61 |





