








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 144 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 116 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1144 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,023 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1685 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1051 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1790 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1497 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $378,995 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ks | 339 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #2 | mitko | 145 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | flynnN | 142 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Shaggy™ | 109 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | Shev1L | 90 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ks | +2.06 | 66 | 75 |
| #2 | Shaggy™ | +1.59 | 56 | 61 |
| #3 | Shev1L | +1.20 | 76 | 69 |
| #4 | mitko | -0.07 | 62 | 72 |
| #5 | flynnN | -0.49 | 71 | 61 |





