








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1251 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,302 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 677 | 21% |
| Smokes | 796 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 910 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 919 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $393,079 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zvilnee | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | jojo | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | džambii | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | kipots | 54% | 69 |
| #5 | Ruudzh. | 53% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kipots | 9 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Ruudzh. | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Vilcano | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Patjuls | 2 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | džambii | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | džambii | +2.79 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | ARJEN | +1.70 | 66 | 59 |
| #3 | ame | +1.10 | 85 | 48 |
| #4 | kipots | +0.01 | 49 | 75 |
| #5 | Ruudzh. | -0.35 | 45 | 80 |





