








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 571 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 248 matches | ||
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4663 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,666 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8988 | 41% |
| Smokes | 3173 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 5388 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4117 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,172,293 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nickson | 70% | 30 |
| #2 | TYPH0N3 | 55% | 56 |
| #3 | Reptor # | 51% | 100 |
| #4 | FeLesTia | 45% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nickson | 70% | 30 |
| #2 | TYPH0N3 | 55% | 56 |
| #3 | Reptor # | 51% | 100 |
| #4 | FeLesTia | 45% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reptor # | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | TYPH0N3 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | FeLesTia | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TYPH0N3 | 248 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | Reptor # | 219 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Nickson | 98 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | FeLesTia | 53 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nickson | +0.81 | 61 | 68 |
| #2 | LUCHS | +0.67 | 61 | 72 |
| #3 | TYPH0N3 | -0.57 | 68 | 63 |
| #4 | FeLesTia | -1.94 | 60 | 61 |
| #5 | Reptor # | -1.95 | 36 | 61 |





