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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
107 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 888 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 266 | 30% |
| Smokes | 224 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 230 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 168 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $106,662 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | prism | 40% | 20 |
| #4 | BOT Kevin | 38% | 21 |
| #5 | ✪ GM_BP | 38% | 16 |
| #6 | buttersnips | 17% | 6 |
| #7 | AloofPolo | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prism | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | BOT Kevin | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | ✪ GM_BP | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Kevin | +4.28 | 75 | 33 |
| #2 | prism | +0.06 | 52 | 65 |
| #3 | ✪ GM_BP | -0.08 | 50 | 73 |
| #4 | Joyce ♥ Onyx | -0.12 | 56 | 59 |
| #5 | AloofPolo | -1.47 | 16 | 9 |





