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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
35 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 119 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 57 | 48% |
| Smokes | 42 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 17 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 3 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $22,000 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Babis Kalkkitsats | 29% | 7 |
| #2 | El Perro | 29% | 7 |
| #3 | GurraG | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Babis Kalkkitsats | 29% | 7 |
| #2 | El Perro | 29% | 7 |
| #3 | GurraG | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GurraG | 1 | 0.0115 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Perro | 20 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #2 | Babis Kalkkitsats | 10 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | GurraG | 10 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GurraG | +7.94 | 68 | 47 |
| #2 | El Perro | -1.00 | 43 | 52 |
| #3 | I-buy-powder | -1.96 | 63 | 35 |
| #4 | Babis Kalkkitsats | -4.43 | 44 | 39 |





