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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
551 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,639 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 453 | 28% |
| Smokes | 531 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 546 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 109 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $317,614 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K0rni3 | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | Awwp3r | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | Spawn3R | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | giMMic | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K0rni3 | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | Awwp3r | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | Spawn3R | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | giMMic | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Awwp3r | 5 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | K0rni3 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spawn3R | 61 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | Awwp3r | 56 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | K0rni3 | 16 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | giMMic | 9 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | giMMic | +5.46 | 87 | 78 |
| #2 | Awwp3r | +3.25 | 62 | 73 |
| #3 | K0rni3 | +1.56 | 41 | 48 |
| #4 | mango | -0.10 | 41 | 53 |
| #5 | Spawn3R | -0.51 | 77 | 51 |





