








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
219 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 789 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 248 | 31% |
| Smokes | 172 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 184 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 185 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $64,288 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -rOdri | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Stalker | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | Fantasminha Brincalhão | 65% | 26 |
| #4 | DARKXZAO | 63% | 19 |
| #5 | r0ken | 63% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DARKXZAO | 4 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | r0ken | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Fantasminha Brincalhão | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Stalker | 1 | 0.0104 |
| #5 | -rOdri | 1 | 0.0270 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fantasminha Brincalhão | 131 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #2 | r0ken | 116 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | Stalker | 28 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| #4 | meet | 26 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #5 | DARKXZAO | 21 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meet | +1.99 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | r0ken | +1.84 | 77 | 63 |
| #3 | Fantasminha Brincalhão | +1.36 | 59 | 63 |
| #4 | Stalker | +1.23 | 56 | 59 |
| #5 | Kubone | +0.41 | 68 | 61 |





